The Humorosity of Q

The Humorosity of Q

Miley Cyrus for TIME 100 Most Influential People

(Source: mileynation)

mileynation:

Pictures of Bangerz tour from the TIME Magazine

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

(via romancingthelookyloos)

mileynation:

TIME 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE- Miley Cyrus: The Pop Provocateur

mileynation:

TIME 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE- Miley Cyrus: The Pop Provocateur

wuhnions:

did-you-kno:

Source

Rae’s response to this was “Oh. I want to be friends with a mammoth.”

Same. They’re my favorite animal.

wuhnions:

did-you-kno:

Source

Rae’s response to this was “Oh. I want to be friends with a mammoth.”

Same. They’re my favorite animal.

lulz-time:

okay Rihanna’s check be like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ u stuck makin memes sit down!

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

okay Rihanna’s check be like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ u stuck makin memes sit down!

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: lindsaychrist, via patrickstarlovesme)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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megnesiums:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE MY GO TO ARGUMENT FOR EVERYTHING

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