Cops: That's illegal to possess. I'll be taking that.
Cops: Speeding is illegal. That's what I sped up to your car to tell you.
Cops: You can't use a phone will driving! Now I'm going to go run your plates on my dashboard laptop.
Cops: *points gun at you* PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!
Cops: *throws you to ground* *punches you in the head* STOP RESISTING!
Cops: If it weren't for us, anybody could just rob, rape, or kill you! *takes all the money in your house, rapes and kills you*