The Humorosity of Q

The Humorosity of Q

Stay the Night (Split)
Zedd

onlyork:

Stay the Night (ft. Hayley Williams)- Zedd; The left ear is the official studio version while the right ear is an acoustic version (iTunes Session EP).

I just kinda sat here enjoying it and then when it happened, I just went completely still, as if even taking another breath would ruin the eargasm I was having.

(Source: onlyork, via qtchronicles)

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summer-of-the-shinx:

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

prettyoutcast:

castielloandthedeanicorn:

awkwardvagina:

L̵̶̨̛ͨͫͫ̊ͥ̍ͫ̂͋̏̑̋ ̸̸͑̓ͯ̊̓̆̿ͭ̅̓̈́̈͌ͥ̆̾͘͢Ĕ̷̸̡̐̂̈ͦ̇ͤ͒ͦ̚ ͥ͋̄̉̒̓͗̑ͩ͢͜͝Tͧ͐̆̆̈́̈́̚̚͜
̵̧̽ͬͨͣͭ̎ͣͫ͒̃̃̔ ̶̴̛̇̋̍͋͛̐͊͆̒͋ͨͦI̶͑͋͋̈́̚͜ ̶ͭ̇̉̂ͣ́ͮ͆̊҉̡͏̧Ť̷̡ͩ̌͋ͣͦ
̷̸̛ͥ͑̅̃ͭͩͦ̾̊͋ͨ͑̚͠ ̸̡ͪ̍̽͆̉̚Ģ̶̧̢̍͒͋͊̏́Ô̅̒̐̊ͫͬͫͧ͑ͩͨ̀́̊̇͑̋͏̶̴̛

Okay, this one’s fucking creepy!

My phone crashed after a few seconds of playing noooo

i’m caught between crying and singing along

Please stop. Holy fuck this is legitimately terrifying. Frozen Horror Movie AU grade stuff here.

This still makes me uncomfortable.

(via qtchronicles)

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Dark Horse
Ten Second Songs

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer

(via qtchronicles)

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“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via wuhnions)

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

oliviatheelf:

This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.

(via mindfulreconciliation)

extremehomestuckshipping:

these are the billboard signs I’d like to see while driving instead of Viagra or some shit

extremehomestuckshipping:

these are the billboard signs I’d like to see while driving instead of Viagra or some shit

(Source: art-directter, via mindfulreconciliation)

drunkmarauderslb:

I will never get over the fact that we don’t get “God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs” in Order of the Phoenix.

x

I think I like long-haired Harry… a lot.

(Source: ohstylesno, via kc-wanderlust)

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

(via puff-to-tuff)

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes, via puff-to-tuff)